Boy missing school to take part in global climate strike wins fourth straight game of Fifa
A fourteen-year-old schoolboy from Basingstoke is today fighting for the environment whilst also improving his Fifa skills on his PlayStation.
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Habitable planet absolutely shitting itself after being discovered by humans
Planet K2-18b, which scientists say contains water and gases compatible with the presence of life, is said to be ‘absolutely cacking it’ at having been spotted by the notorious ‘human race’.
The 1975 left in tears after clever Tory MP asks them why they aren’t cycling to Japan since they’re against climate change
A planned world tour for the electro-pop music group, The 1975, was in jeopardy last night after legendary wit and Tory MP David Davies, exposed the hypocrisy of their ideals and, worst of all, hinted that middle-aged conservative MPs from South Wales might not like them.
‘You f*ckers are useless’ declares David Attenborough as he arrives in the Amazon in stolen fire engine
David Attenborough has had enough and has taken matters into his own hands.
