As scientists announced that the last decade was the warmest on record, the Brexit Party’s environment spokesperson has said that can’t be true as they had to wear socks in bed last night.
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In the wake of David Attenborough’s plea to address the climate crisis, countries have stepped up efforts to blame different countries for the situation the planet finds itself in.
Arica has announced that instead of their traditional clanging chimes of doom, this year the continent will use Christmas bells.
Climate Activist Greta Thunberg has celebrated being named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year by going down the local park and drinking cider with her mates.
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