People who post Game of Thrones spoilers the new paedophiles
People who spoil your enjoyment of Game of Thrones are worse than kiddy fiddlers, according to Twitter this morning.
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I had a parachute, Emperor explains
The Emperor of the Galaxy was wearing a parachute, it has emerged today.
New Star Wars trailer literally the most important thing in the world right now
There’s probably some things happening in the news today but they aren’t that important, we can confirm.
Nigel Farage launches the ‘Get Nigel Farage on Telly’ party
Britain’s leading angry red-faced shouty man Nigel Farage has today launched the ‘Get Nigel Farage on Telly’ party, in an attempt to get Nigel Farage on telly more.
