The government’s ‘Get ready for Brexit’ campaign which launches this week will take full advantage of product placement regulations and depict characters in Coronation Street coping with the effects of a no-deal Brexit.
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Pupils arriving at Hogwarts are being left disappointed after it emerged that the Sorting Hat is only allowing the white ones in.
A planned world tour for the electro-pop music group, The 1975, was in jeopardy last night after legendary wit and Tory MP David Davies, exposed the hypocrisy of their ideals and, worst of all, hinted that middle-aged conservative MPs from South Wales might not like them.
Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, Governor of the Outer Rim, has talked to journalists in order to defend Emperor Palpatine’s decision to dissolve the Imperial Senate and assured people that those calling it a coup were Rebel scum who wanted to thwart the will of the people.
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