The script for the forthcoming James Bond film has been leaked, indicates it will focus on a search for the golden toilet stolen from Blenheim. The title will be The Man With The Golden Bog.
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Marvel is rebooting its successful superhero franchise with a bunch of old xenophobes.
Boris Johnson’s pronouns have been officially changed to “lying twat” and “bellend” after he publicly exposed himself as a mendacious spunktruffle.
Children’s TV icon Fireman Sam is being removed from a fire service’s promotional materials because his overt Welshness discourages potential applicants.
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