A planned world tour for the electro-pop music group, The 1975, was in jeopardy last night after legendary wit and Tory MP David Davies, exposed the hypocrisy of their ideals and, worst of all, hinted that middle-aged conservative MPs from South Wales might not like them.
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Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, Governor of the Outer Rim, has talked to journalists in order to defend Emperor Palpatine’s decision to dissolve the Imperial Senate and assured people that those calling it a coup were Rebel scum who wanted to thwart the will of the people.
Boris Johnson is getting the world’s most successful living fantasy author to write the fictional nonsense the Queen will have to read out to Parliament outlining how the new PM will make Britain a better place.
Local gamer Simon Williams has been surprised to learn today that all this talk about Proroguing isn’t about levelling up your thief character and getting another feat and some more skill points.
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