First busload of Melania doubles spotted leaving White House
As reports grow that Donald Trump may concede the election, speculation has been increased by the first busload of Melania doubles being spotted leaving the White House.
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Saruman refusing to leave Orthanc, accuses Ents, Hobbits of ‘stealing’ Isengard
Saruman of many colours and his chief of staff Grima Wormtongue have pledged to start legal action against Treebeard today, after they blamed the fall of Isengard on ‘cheating’.
Confused Trump supporters demand Count Von Count stops
Count Von Count, the well-known number obsessed vampire from Sesame Street, is under attack this evening after supporters of President Trump misinterpreted their leader’s wishes.
‘F**k it, let’s give Kanye a try,’ says America
Following a day of squabbling over mail-in votes and big dumps, Americans en masse have declared themselves sick of the whole thing and thrown their weight behind a rapidly developing movement to give Kanye West a try.
