Six tomato plants refusing to speak to Prince Charles over Harry
Prince Charles’ refusal to take calls from his son Harry has spilled over into the plant world, it has emerged.
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Piers Morgan quits GMB to spend more time screaming at his Meghan Markle voodoo doll
Professional gammon whisperer and enthusiastic attention demander, Piers Morgan, has today quit his role as a presenter on ITV’s Good Morning Britain in order to spend more time berating and sticking things into his Meghan Markle voodoo doll.
Massive snowflake cancels himself
Piers Morgan has left ITV’s Good Morning Britain like a big snowflake, rather than face the consequences of his actions.
Government frantically trying to work out what they can get away with while ‘all this is going on’
The government is frantically trying to decide today what they can actually get away with while everyone forgets about them for a few days while ‘all this’ is going on with the Royals.
