Social distancing and quarantining risk causing damage to the economy to an extent ‘which is worse than the cure’, according to leading figures in the worship of Nurgle today.
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Scientists have issued their direst warning yet that Coronavirus can cause people to lose their sense of taste, after a global spike in sales of Nickelback, Phil Collins and U2 in recent weeks.
The Proclaimers have today been urged by government officials to reduce the length of their walk to one per cent its normal distance, according to reports this afternoon.
The gods Belenos and Toutatis are reported to be preparing an enormous welcoming feast of roast boar in honour of their newest arrival, after Albert Uderzo died at the age of 92 overnight.
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