Rylan-fronted Family Fortunes reboot the only thing that can save 2020
Only Rylan can save us, according to reports this afternoon.
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Heaven’s choirs of angels will now include whistling and a steel guitar
The angelic choirs that provide music for Heaven are celebrating as legendary composer Ennio Morricone has departed the earthly realm and will now be showing the afterlife what a genius can do with a harmonica, a choir and a blank-firing Winchester.
Hercule Poirot hired to investigate the unfathomable mystery of the ‘drunks who don’t social distance’
Renowned detective Hercule Poirot has been hired by government officials to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding the behaviour of drunk people and their inability to follow social distancing protocols.
Government unveils £1.5bn support package for Mrs Brown’s Boys Live
Leaders in the Arts industry are today breathing a sigh of relief as the government has announced it will grant a £1.5 billion rescue package to Mrs Brown’s Boys ‘D’Live Show’.
