Weirdo fans of bafflingly popular ‘dating’ show Naked Attraction have reacted with concern today at news of the possible privatisation of Channel 4, causing real worry that their favourite oddball perv fest might actually come to an end.
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They’re sexy, great fun and they look fantastic in their swimsuits, but this year’s Love Island contestants have come in for criticism from cobblers across the country for a disappointing lack of shoe-repair and cobbling knowledge.
As mask-opposing twats continue to call for a boycott of Thorpe Park due to their policy of making mask-exempt visitors sit in a different part of their rides, experts say it could become the nation’s first twat-free attraction.
Britney Spears father has agreed to a one-off, very substantial increase in his daughter’s monthly allowance it is revealed today, after spotting a very nice new red Ferrari for father’s day.
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