Kanye blames election defeat on ‘Crooked Taylor Swift’
Kanye West, whose Presidential bid ended with him getting fewer than forty votes, has taken to social media to blame his defeat on ‘Crooked Taylor Swift’ today.
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First busload of Melania doubles spotted leaving White House
As reports grow that Donald Trump may concede the election, speculation has been increased by the first busload of Melania doubles being spotted leaving the White House.
Saruman refusing to leave Orthanc, accuses Ents, Hobbits of ‘stealing’ Isengard
Saruman of many colours and his chief of staff Grima Wormtongue have pledged to start legal action against Treebeard today, after they blamed the fall of Isengard on ‘cheating’.
Confused Trump supporters demand Count Von Count stops
Count Von Count, the well-known number obsessed vampire from Sesame Street, is under attack this evening after supporters of President Trump misinterpreted their leader’s wishes.
