Opinionated Brexiter Carole Malone, famous for her columns in the Daily Express and turning to stone any Greek hero who looks into her eyes, has criticised the European Union for its role in making her suffer the predictable consequence of her own stupid actions.
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Former Top Gear presenter and slab of talking meat Jeremy Clarkson has today suggested that we stop living in fear and that people take matters into their own hands to show the coronavirus what they think of it.
Matt Damn, star of Good Will Hunting, has vowed never to use the N-word again after his yoga instructor advised that there are better ways of expressing yourself.
Piers Corbyn has managed the impressive feat of being both the worst Piers and the worst Corbyn in Britain despite stiff competition, it has emerged.
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