Lady Gaga hires John Wick to get her dogs back
Lady Gaga has engaged the services of New York’s premier dog retrieval specialist after the theft of her pets yesterday, we can exclusively report.
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Tony Blair and Gordon Brown finally admit they are Daft Punk
Legendary dance act Daft Punk have announced they have split and have, finally, revealed their identities.
Prick takes on c*nt in epic ‘battle of the arseholes’ live on GMB
Good Morning Britain once again created the day’s social media buzz as viewers got to watch a complete fanny shout at a total cock while they both jostled to become the nation’s most noxious rectum.
Daft Punk sold off by Jawas
Robot dance duo Daft Punk have split up after one of them was sold to moisture farmers on Tatooine, according to reports.
