Downing Street have released their very own ‘Karaoke Lockdown Party Hits’ album it is revealed today to celebrate the amazing times they had at Number 10 during lockdown.View article >
Apparent leader of the opposition Sir Keir Starmer is to make an attempt to raise his profile amongst voters with the release of a funk covers album and a short tour of mid-range venues around the country.
Rebekah Vardy has admitted to defecating on Johnny Depp’s bedsheets it has been revealed today. With the libel trial continuing between Rebekah Vardy and Amber Heard, or something, a dramatic turn of events earlier saw a confused Vardy actually admit to shitting on the bedsheets of rival Johhny Depp. Outside the court reporter Simon Williams