A young boy has been left mortified by his own gaffe after an encounter at London Zoo with a rare pink hippopotamus led him to quip that its flatulence and rotund appearance reminded him of a presenter on ITV’s flagship breakfast programme.
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Hollywood heart-throb and award-winning mumbling actor Tom Hardy has been encouraged to extend his range and make a film or two where the audience can make out a single thing he f***ing says.
As the 2021 Olympics close, the rings which symbolise the celebration of athletic competition have been ceremonially cut up and carefully disposed of rather than being thrown into the sea or the bottom of a hedge as usual.
In a televised interview this morning, Derek and Eireen Williams have confirmed that they were both fast asleep in bed when their daughter won an Olympic medal, it has been reported.
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