The Red Pill – which Morpheus claimed would open Thomas ‘Neo’ Anderson’s eyes to the real world – is just a generic horse dewormer that he bought off the internet, the black-clad guru admitted today.
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Podcast host and vaccine sceptic Joe Rogan has revealed he contracted Covid but recovered in just a few short days thanks to a strict regimen of Ivermectin and thousands of dollars of FDA-approved monoclonal antibody treatments.
Piers Morgan has sensationally claimed that Meghan Markle travelled back in time and cursed him, using voodoo magic, to have a ¾ inch micro-penis for all his life.
Despite not breaking broadcasting rules, Piers Morgan is still a proper twat, according to media regulator Ofcom.
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