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If Meghan wants to be left alone she should form a close friendship with a convicted sex offender, explain UK press

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You should only be allowed to step back from your Royal duties if you’ve formed a friendship with a convicted sex offender who allegedly secured underage prostitutes for your enjoyment, according to the British Press this morning.

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Morrissey announces new album titled ‘Coming Over Here, Stealing Our Jobs, They Should Go Back To Where They Came From’

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Eighties icon and horrible old racist Morrissey has announced a new album entitled ‘Coming over here, stealing our jobs, they should go back to where they came from.’

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Farewell to a king

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Neil Peart, the ‘drummer’s drummer’ of rock band Rush, has died aged 67.

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Harry and Meghan quit Royals to form 2 Unlimited tribute act

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It has emerged that Harry and Meghan’s sensational decision to quit the Royal Family was precipitated by a plan to form a 2 Unlimited tribute act – Limited Unlimited.

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“Epstein’s prison CCTV file erased itself” confirm US prosecutors

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CCTV footage from Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell has mysteriously disappeared because of course it has.

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We’re Harry and Meghan Skywalker now, reveal Sussexes

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are rejecting their evil lineage for one they like better.

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“Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere” Prince Andrew tells royal family

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After news broke that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan would be stepping down from life as a front line royal, Prince Andrew has reassured everyone that he’s not going anywhere.

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ITV to launch ‘The Masked Left-Winger’ to decide next Labour leader

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Contenders for the Labour leadership will take it in turns to face Boris Johnson in PMQs while dressed head to toe in fancy dress.

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Bernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn renew calls for de-escalation after defeat of General M. Bison by Guile

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Moderate political voices have warned of retaliation by the Shadaloo Tong after it was reported leader General M Bison was defeated by US Colonel William Guile overnight.

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Dead people snubbing Derek Acorah in afterlife for career spent pretending to talk to them

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Derek Acorah has found that people in the after-life are a lot less chatty than he thought they might be, given his career spent pretending to talk to them.

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