Entertainment

Reporter live on the scene surprises everyone by having new information

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Viewers were left stunned by a reporter who gained great insight into a story by being live and on the scene.

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Taxi driver refuses to believe there are radio stations that aren’t Heart

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Taxi Driver Simon Williams laughs when told that the buttons on his radio can actually change the radio station from Heart to one that doesn’t just play the blandest nineties and noughties pop.

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Home Alone remake to feature 38-year-old Macaulay Culkin going to jail for GBH

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Following Disney’s purchase of 20th Century Fox, the proposed Home Alone remake features a 38-year-old Kevin McAllister getting put in prison for a series of serious physical assaults on a couple of vulnerable pensioners.

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Drug dealers demand compensation for lost income after Boardmasters festival is cancelled

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Drug dealers across the south-west are demanding to be compensated for lost income following the cancellation of Boardmasters festival after organisers said they expected bad weather.

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Man filming gig on phone can’t wait to get home and see what he missed

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A man who has been diligently filming the entirety of a concert can’t wait to get home and find out what he missed whilst he was filming it.

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Meghan Markle should be more respectful of tradition and be white, says Piers Morgan

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Piers Morgan has used a column in the Daily Mail to criticise Meghan Markle, suggesting she should be more respectful of royal tradition, and be white, after having the temerity to guest-edit the magazine Vogue.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg’s writing style document – the full text

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Member of Parliament and part-time slenderman impersonator Jacob Rees-Mogg has issued a writing style guide to all members of his staff this afternoon. But what are the highlights?

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New Wolfenstein game criticised for not being about engaging Nazis in rational debate

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The launch of Wolfenstein: Youngblood has been marred by controversy today, after critics attacked its lack of options for politely engaging the villains in a widely televised debate.

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Britain to repeat its Brexit offer loudly and slowly until the foreigners get it

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In dramatic scenes today, the Conservative Party has voted for Boris Johnson to return to Brussels and repeat the same offer loudly and slowly until the foreigners get it.

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Rutger Hauer lost, like tears in rain

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Rutger Hauer, like his greatest and most memorable creation, has died in 2019.

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