‘Donations donations donations’ – Tories unveil top five new shows for when they sell Channel Four to their mates
After it’s been privatised, Channel Four will obviously be full of Tory-approved shit.
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Appointing woman who ate Ostrich anus on live television as Minister for Culture proving to be a masterstroke
Making Nadine Dorries Minister for Culture, after she demonstrated a thorough understanding of the nation’s rich cultural heritage by eating Ostrich anus on live television for the viewers’ entertainment, has proven once again to be a masterstroke.
Man furious at Disney for ‘indoctrinating children’ delighted to take his 7-year-old for First Communion
A man who is furious at Disney for indoctrinating children through the use of ‘woke leftist cartoons’ is today celebrating taking his child for their First Communion.
Disney World on verge of becoming world’s first ‘Asshole-Free’ tourist attraction
As the Fox News audience of mouth-breathing simpletons continues to call for a boycott of Disney World due to their disdain for certain Disney cartoon characters, experts say it could become the world’s first entirely ‘twat-free attraction’.
