Priti Patel has launched her campaign to become the next leader of the Conservative Party by leaving an unmarked video cassette in an isolated woodland cabin to be found by unwary campers.
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Shakin’ Stevens’ Ole House has been condemned by the local council and is set for demolition.
Nadine Dorries is desperately offering to further debase herself on television because she knows that when Boris goes she will no longer be able to play dress up as a Cabinet Minister.
The Conservative Party has announced it will put Boris Johnson in Bagpuss’ shop window along with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more.
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