Hard-of-hearing drug addict excited for new Crystal Meth
A local drug addict whose hearing has gone to shit is really looking forward to a fresh batch of crystal meth.
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How to talk to a girl wearing headphones: A NewsThump guide to sexually harassing women who enjoy music
Let’s face it, we’ve all seen a pretty girl wearing headphones listening to music and thought ‘Hey, she’s wearing headphones and listening to music, she must definitely be into me,’ but have never been sure how to start up a conversation.
Babymetal defend decision to let Red Hot Chili Peppers join them on tour
Babymetal have called on fans to give a bunch of middle-aged white guys a chance to show they can rock.
Everyone required to bang on about celebrities ‘before’ mourning their death
Everybody has to incessantly go on about their favourite celebrity before being allowed to mourn their eventual death.
