Warner Brothers have confirmed the forthcoming Batgirl movie is so ‘irredeemably awful’ it will never be released, leading to online fans demanding Zack Snyder be given tens of millions to make it both longer and somehow worse.
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Rebekah Vardy has decided that the best way to demonstrate that she is not the sort of person who would sell stories to The Sun is by selling her exclusive story to The Sun. In a move that will be filed away under ‘entirely predictable behaviour’, Vardy signed an exclusive deal to tell The Sun
As the Lionesses prepare for their Euro 2022 final against Germany, they have been given public support by the future king of England and his willingness to celebrate with an arse-based pyrotechnic.
An office worker from Croydon has been staring blankly at his desk in abject misery for the past 2 hours, as a passing question intended as small talk has led several of his colleagues to give him a blow by blow account of the public dispute between Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy.
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