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Michael Gove fires housekeeper for mixing up sugar bowl and coke bowl

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Michael Gove has this morning fired his housekeeper after she accidentally left out the coke bowl instead of the sugar bowl this morning, ensuring he went on national television off his tits with a stomach full of gak.

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Doctor Who being played by a gay actor will lead to gay people watching the show, warn ‘anti-woke’ fans

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The casting of a gay actor will lead to homosexuals developing an interest in Doctor Who, so-called ‘anti-woke’ campaigners have today warned.

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United Kingdom commemorates 25th anniversary of Victory in Eurovision Day

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People throughout the UK are spending the day commemorating and celebrating the 25th anniversary of Victory in Eurovision Day.

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New Doctor Who plot line to see Doctor deported by Priti Patel

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The new Doctor Who will be deported by the Home Secretary after failing to adequately explain how he came to be in this country.

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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons

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Travelling through space and time in a police box requires white skin, according to several Internet morons today.

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Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness shows glimpse of alternate universe where UK government isn’t entirely populated by immoral twats

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Marvel fans who have been to see Dr Strange in the Multiverse of madness have given mixed reviews to a scene in which the titular character briefly visits a universe where the UK government isn’t chockfull of twats.

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Anne Robinson was a right consonant vowel consonant consonant to work with, claims Rachel Riley

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After sharing a cryptic post to her Instagram regarding the departure of Anne Robinson as the host of Countdown, Rachel Riley has reportedly shared her true and frank feelings about Anne Robinson to close friends.

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This tractor is all grown-up and proudly exposing its fixed mounts alongside a daring sheer cabin

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This young tractor wowed onlookers as it showed just how much it had grown up by proudly exposing its fixed mounts for everyone to see, alongside a daring and provocative sheer cabin.

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Marvel’s Moon Knight’ praised for its accurate representation of people who like to do a fun British accent

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Marvel Studios’ latest superhero series, Moon Knight, has received critical praise for its realistic representation of an underserved demographic: people who aren’t British, but who like to do a fun British accent. 

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Rammstein to lead Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations on open top bus

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Rammstein are to lead the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations with a medley of their greatest hits on an open top bus.

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