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Rutger Hauer lost, like tears in rain

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Rutger Hauer, like his greatest and most memorable creation, has died in 2019.

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Khorne the Blood God confirmed as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport in cabinet reshuffle

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Boris Johnson’s first cabinet is taking shape this afternoon with the appointment of Khorne the Blood God as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.

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Queen to pretend to be out when Boris Johnson arrives

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Staff at Buckingham palace have been asked to tell Boris Johnson that the queen has nipped out when he arrives later today.

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Boris Johnson walks onstage to Ice Cube’s “Get Off My Dick and Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here”

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Boris Johnson has set out his Prime Ministerial style early.

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Universal Studios drop first ever cat video hated by the Internet

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Universal Studios has previously achieved the unthinkable, such as bringing dinosaurs to life on screen, making more Fast and Furious movies than there are cars in the world, and now, creating a trailer for Cats – the first-ever cat video to be hated by the internet.

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Furious Labour supporters slam 1987 edition of Top of the Pops for ‘anti-Corbyn bias’

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Supporters of Labour have launched a furious attack on the BBC for a 1987 episode of Top of the Pops which, they say, displayed a clear anti-Corbyn bias.

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Horror ‘fan’ actually just reading plot summaries on Wikipedia

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A man who claims to be a horror film aficionado secretly hates the bloody things and just reads the plots on Wikipedia.

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Fast & Furious movies and spin-offs to be cut short at ‘only fifty films’ reveal producers

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Producers of the bewilderingly popular car-based movie franchise Fast & Furious have indicated that they will be limiting the series and any spin-offs to “only fifty films”.

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Noel Gallagher to release bagpipes album

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The Oasis star’s ‘feud’ with Scottish singer-songwriter Lewis Capaldi may just be a cynical ploy to promote his new album of traditional bagpipe music.

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Satire writers to take day off after Tommy Robinson tries to become asylum seeker

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Writers of humourous mock articles lampooning current events have declared their job was now redundant, following the news that Tommy Robinson was begging Donald Trump to allow him to become a refugee in the USA.

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