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GB News audience plummets after footage emerges of Andrew Neil being polite to a Muslim

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The fledgling “anti-woke” TV channel GB News saw its viewer numbers vanish to nearly nothing after a video surfaced showing Andrew Neil being moderately courteous to a headscarved waitress when having lunch at the Marrakesh restaurant in London.

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Chris Rea and Frank Skinner already working on “It’s Coming Home for Christmas”

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Chris Rea and Frank Skinner are working on the most logical collaboration since Morecambe met Wise.

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Baddiel and Skinner to release ‘It’s staying abroad’

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25 years after ‘Three Lions’ topped the charts, comedians Baddiel and Skinner have admitted it’s not coming home after all and are to release ‘It’s staying abroad’ to reflect the reality of the England game.

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Man who couldn’t handle pressure of being questioned by a weatherman accuses teenage girl of not handling pressure of Wimbledon

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A man who couldn’t handle the pressure of being questioned by a weatherman on TV yesterday accused an 18-year-old girl of not being able to handle the pressure of playing a last-16 match on her debut at Wimbledon.

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Baddiel and Skinner spotted buying new yachts as entire nation continuously streams ‘Three Lions’

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David Baddiel and Frank Skinner have been spotted today buying a brand new yacht to enjoy their impending retirement, after England’s victory on Saturday night.

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Bill Cosby’s lawyer wakes up to 72 missed calls from Harvey Weinstein

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Lawyers representing US comedian Bill Cosby have woken today to 72 missed calls from convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein.

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Bill Cosby’s lawyers oddly reluctant to celebrate his release with drinks at his place

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After Bill Cosby was released from prison following his conviction being overturned due to a ‘process violation’, the team of lawyers working for the comedian has reluctantly taken a raincheck on drinks back at his place.

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Dominic Cummings Tweet or Aphex Twin song title?

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Can you tell whether you’re reading a tweet from disgraced, not-bitter former political advisor and eye-test pioneer Dominic Cummings or the Aphex Twin’s discography?

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Blasting a rendition of an American movie theme tune will be key to England victory, insists trumpet twat

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Hearing The Great Escape theme will play a key part in rallying the England squad to defeat Germany, a twat with a trumpet has declared ahead of tonight’s crucial match.

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Deer admits lifelong ambition to kill and eat a second-rate television presenter

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A red deer living in Windsor Great Park has spoken of his lifelong ambition to kill and eat a second-rate television presenter, especially if he gets to hunt down the presenter for a while first.

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