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“Black Hole” picture actually the Eye of Terror, humanity warned

A photograph of a ‘Black Hole’ released yesterday actually shows the birth of Slaanesh and the opening of the Eye or Terror, humanity has been warned today.

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Ecuador finally sick of Julian Assange’s shit

Ecuador has finally got as sick of Julian Assange’s shit as everyone else and thrown him out, we can report.

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Things weird, report stand-up comedians

Stand-up comedians have overwhelmingly concluded that all sorts of different things are weird.

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Shock as Blue Peter reveals new show pet to be a rabid wolf

The BBC has raised eyebrows after introducing a rabies-riddled wolf as the newest member of the Blue Peter team.

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Man who thought Conor McGregor really retired now looking to buy some magic beans

A man who genuinely thought Conor McGregor had retired is ‘deeply interested’ in purchasing some magic beans, it has emerged.

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WWE add Jacob Rees-Mogg v Philip Hammond ‘Brexit showdown’ to Wrestlemania

Two of Britain’s most prominent politicians will finally settle their Brexit differences with a match at next weekend’s Wrestlemania.

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Jon Snow apologises for highlighting the ethnicity of dimwits

Iconic Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow found himself being the story this weekend as he briefly alluded to the fact that the collection of thugs, racists, cretins, virulent xenophobes and football hooligans who were applauding career criminal Tommy Robinson happened to be mainly white.

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