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2020 delivers yet another horrific blow as Mrs Brown’s Boys recommissioned until 2026

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The year 2020 is completely taking the piss now, with the shocking news emerging that long-running ‘comedy’ Mrs Browns Boys is set to continue on our screens for at least another six years.

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UK negotiators to play Robbie Williams’ Christmas song on repeat until EU accepts their demands

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Boris Johnson has instructed his Brexit negotiators to play the new Robbie Williams’ song ‘Can’t Stop Christmas’ on repeat until the EU begs for mercy and meets their demands.

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UK/EU talks deadlocked over who gets to keep Fish

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Britain and the EU have convened eleventh-hour talks to prevent the collapse of negotiations after it emerged both parties are willing to go to the wall over who gets the lead singer of Marillion.

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People on social media under the impression Elliott Page wants the feedback of angry Daily Mail readers from Daventry

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Red-faced harrumphers across Britain have somehow developed the odd notion that the announcement by Juno star Elliott Page, of his gender transition, was some sort of invitation for them to give or withhold approval.

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Donald Trump denies it is Monday, accuses Democrats of rigging the weekend

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The weekend should have had millions more wonderful, terrific days if they had not been stolen by the Deep State, according to a tweet from Donald Trump today.

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Twitter man finds Tess Daly attractive

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An Essex man has taken to Twitter in order to alert the popular presenter Tess Daly to the fact that he finds her attractive.

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Queen Elizabeth II claims vote by Continental Congress to remove British Monarch in America was rigged, demands it be set aside

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Queen Elizabeth II, by the grace of God Monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and her dominions overseas, has accused the United States of ‘rigging’ a vote for the Continental Congress to remove the British Monarch as head of state, according to a statement from the court of St James today.

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Man who hasn’t listened to Radio 1 since 1997 furious at station’s decision to play edited version of Fairytale of New York

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A man who has not listened to Radio One for almost 23 years, is furious today at the station’s decision to play an edited version of Fairytale of New York.

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The Donald came down to Georgia – with apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band

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The Donald came down to Georgia
He was looking for a vote to steal
He was in a bind because he was running behind
And looking to appeal

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Spin doctors celebrate getting people to ignore a shocking death toll using nothing more than office gossip

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A team of seasoned political operatives have opened new ground in the field of media manipulation by making the UK completely ignore a horrendous amount of COVID-19 deaths and getting idiots to focus instead on petty squabbles of dubious veracity.

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