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1970’s comedy writers apologise for not accurately predicting which jokes would be acceptable in 2020

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Comedy writers who worked in the 1970s have offered their sincere apologies for failing to accurately predict what would be an acceptable joke in the year 2020.

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Naughty Norman put on terror watchlist

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‘Naughty’ Norman Price has been added to anti-terror watch lists after ‘causing more shizz than ISIS’ in the Welsh village of Ponypandy, it has emerged.

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People who voted Mrs Brown’s Boys ‘sitcom of the year’ can also vote in referendums, warn experts

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The people who voted Mrs Brown’s Boys as the best sitcom of last year are the same people who choose who runs the country, according to reports today.

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Brexit: Jacob Rees-Mogg getting ready to party like it’s 1899

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With Brexit day fast approaching Jacob Rees-Mogg is gearing up for the party of the century; the nineteenth century.

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Black market kidney sales up 400% as emo kids scramble for My Chemical Romance tickets

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The black market for organ donation is in rude good health this afternoon.

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Man who laughs when ‘social justice warriors’ get angry left raging at ‘Bollywood’ remake of David Copperfield

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A man on the constant verge of a rage-stroke is reaching for his heart medication after seeing the trailer for ‘the Personal Life of David Copperfield,’ which he can only rationally conclude is a disgusting ‘Bollywood’ rip-off.

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Terry Jones moves on to something completely different

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Terry Jones, 77 has died, meaning that he’s about to find out if the Messiah really is a very naughty boy.

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Harry and Meghan stunned to discover that paparazzi wankers exist in other countries too

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Harry and Meghan have been alarmed and disappointed to learn that amoral paparazzi shits aren’t just a dismal feature of public life in England, but they can be found elsewhere too.

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Everyone looking forward to not knowing who Laurence Fox is again

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The nation is awash with excitement at the prospect of forgetting all about Laurence Fox.

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Laurence Fox upset by plans for Bollywood sequence in the remake of Zulu

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Actor Laurence Fox is said to be frothing at the mouth over rumours that Sikh actors are planning to ruin his favourite war film of all time by dancing around gaily in those silly turbans.

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