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I thought I was talking to one of my plants, says Charles

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Prince Charles has reacted with surprise after seeing the woody perennial he spent the last three days talking to was not one of his favourite plants.

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Latest Black Mirror episode depicts strange world where arseholes lose elections

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The latest offering from the groundbreaking series has once again garnered praise for a detailed portrayal of an alternative reality where decent people were somehow in charge and narcissistic sociopaths floundered in obscurity.

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Change UK limited edition Lego set cancelled

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There was huge disappointment as it was announced that a proposed limited edition Change UK Lego set was to be cancelled in the wake of the fledgeling party’s split yesterday.

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Leading anti-vaxxer becomes Daemon Prince of Nurgle

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Nurgle the plague-god is so pleased with the anti-vaxxer movement that one of their most vocal supporters has ascended to Daemonhood today.

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Emperor rejects calls for lightsaber control laws after horrendous youngling massacre

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The Emperor has said he sees ‘No need’ for any increase in lightsabre control laws despite the recent mass-killing of younglings in the Jedi temple, we can report.

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Boris adopts new Trump haircut as he launches leadership bid

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Boris Johnson has been accused of blatantly copying the US President as he showed off his latest new hairdo at the launch of his bid for Tory leader yesterday.

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Antichrist swapped with the infant Tony Blair, admits Crowley

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In a shock reveal today, senior demon Crowley has admitted to having accidentally substituted the Antichrist for Mr and Mrs Blair’s infant child in an Edinburgh nursing home in 1953.

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Three new Black Mirror episodes to show what country will be like under Boris, Gove and Hunt

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The three new Black Mirror episodes due to be released next week are merely three differing scenarios under what the UK will be like with a new Conservative Prime Minister.

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Nans everywhere enjoying, and confused by, Gentleman Jack

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The BBC’s critically acclaimed lesbian drama has received a glowing appraisal from British grandmothers, who love the costumes and the setting but don’t quite understand what it’s getting at.

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Gavin and Stacey Christmas special to show them being torn apart by Brexit debate

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Much-loved BBC sitcom ‘Gavin and Stacey’ is to return this Christmas after a nine-year absence with the one-off episode showing the once loved-up couple getting divorced after finding themselves on opposing sides of the Brexit divide.

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