Mick Jagger’s testicles wondering if they can retire now
After impregnating a woman 43 years their junior, Mick Jagger’s testicles have asked once again if they might be able to retire.
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Reality continues to crumble in the wake of David Bowie’s death
Months after the death of David Bowie, normal reality is collapsing at an ever-increasing rate.
It’s all going to be alright
Britain has been reminded that life really is rather good after a woman’s bottom popped out on live television.
Theresa May to appoint Bootsy Collins Minister of Funk
New Prime Minister Theresa May has announced the newly created Ministry of Funk and Funkiness will be headed up by legendary Funkadelic bassist Bootsy Collins.
