Michael Gove has this morning angrily clarified press reports that he played Dungeons and Dragons by pointing out it was actually Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.
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The three surviving contestants in the Conservative leadership contest have progressed to the Bush Tucker challenge round, we can report.
Luke Skywalker is hopelessly lost after turning his satnav off and using the force but is still refusing to turn it back on or ask directions, we can report.
Chris Evans has quit his job to avoid his Brexit responsibilities, presumably.
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