Legendary screen actor Peter Cushing who starred as Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars Episode IV – A New Hope was today informed that he has been declared fit for work by the Department of Works and Pensions, despite dying in 1994.
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Katie Hopkins has boldly claimed that it’ll be a cold day in the Sahara before she apologises to any Musli- oh, shit.
Darth Vader has denied being ‘Dark Lord of the Sith’ and said he self-identifies as a leading light of the Alt-Jedi movement today.
Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced her engagement to St Peter after a ‘whirlwind romance’ since they met yesterday.
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