New curtains mean A-ha can finally stop sun always shining on TV
Pop group A-ha have revealed that a new pair of curtains in their living room have been a boon when it comes to watching television with bright sunshine outdoors.
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Linkin Park fail to set off airport metal detector
Airport security guards have confirmed that Heavy, the new single by Linkin Park, contains no detectable metal whatsoever.
Paul Nuttall’s autobiography to be a Choose Your Own Adventure book
If you want to be leader of UKIP, turn to page 23, if you want to battle a goblin for ten gold coins, turn to page 144.
Satirists now held to higher standards than politicians
People writing jokes on the Internet are now expected to be more accurate and honest than people running entire countries, we can reveal.
