Entire nation settles in to watch government collapse
Everybody has cancelled their plans, grabbed some popcorn and turned on the news this evening.
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Large Hadron Collider reactivated to search for Piers Morgan’s viewing figures
The world’s most powerful device for finding infinitesimally small things has been switched on to help in the search for the audience for Piers Morgan’s TalkTV show.
Nadine Dorries announces plans to sell off failing Netflix
Nadine Dorries, Minister for Eradication of Culture, has announced a plan to sell of the failing streaming service Netflix.
Tories reminded that they don’t live in a Carry On film
All Tory Party ministers are to be sent a letter laying out in no uncertain terms that they are not living in a Carry On film.
