Warhammer Valentines are the most romantic, say gamers
What women really want is a Valentine saying “Blood Angels are red, Ultramarines are Blue”, according to the nations’ wargamers today.
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Nation’s children to be sent to bed early so Mummy can hungrily lust over Tom Hardy in peace
Following the announcement that Tom Hardy will be reading the CBeebies bedtime story this evening, mothers nationwide are reportedly adapting their children’s bedtime routine to ensure they get to have the heartthrob all to themselves.
David Bowie wins five Grammys because nothing worthwhile has happened since he died
David Bowie won five posthumous Grammy awards last night as the music industry hasn’t really done much interesting in the last year since he died.
Ken Loach to make Terminator reboot
Ken Loach’s next film will be about a left-wing robot sent back in time to battle the benefits system.
