Footage of protestors smashing shop fronts and engaged in running battles with Washington DC police has convinced millions of Donald Trump voters they made the wrong choice.
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Barack Obama has used his redundancy pay to buy a brightly-painted van so he and Joe Biden can drive around the country solving mysteries.
Expectations have been raised of a last-minute thwarting of Donald Trump’s presidential transition, after an off-colour performance by singing star Enrico Palazzo.
The dolphins have vacated the planet Earth, apparently fearing some terrible and imminent catastrophe.
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