The Prime Minister, tabloid columnists and an army of social media pundits have expressed grave concern that children will be irreparably harmed if they are left uncertain about the genitalia of fictional slave workers in an equally fictional confectionery business run by a psychopath.
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Former prime minister Liz Truss has secured a Bafta for her hilarious comedy documentary about her time in Downing Street.
A man who believes pretty much everything he reads on the Internet – including that Britain is a Sharia state, Brexit is going swimmingly, and that the country is currently being ‘invaded’ by dinghy-riding migrants – also believes that teenagers are far too easily duped to be allowed to vote, he has confirmed.
Further to the outrage provoked by creating the world’s first sexually provocative music video, Sam Smith has shocked the world by becoming the first pop star ever to wear really mad trousers.
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