Glastonbury organisers have called off the festival on the first day due to a worrying forecast of pleasant weather, describing the current sunshine as ‘not in keeping with the classic Glastonbury experience’.
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The Labour leader has promised an end to Tory ‘I could teach you but I’ll have to charge’ by promising free tuition in milkshakes.
The latest Transformers movie has been hailed as an intellectual triumph.
Amandine Rezian, a publicist for HBO, said that, in light of the events of the last year, viewers are now looking to get a sense of cosiness and security from the violent and hyper-sexualised TV show.
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