“Nobody ever asks *why* it is period of Civil War in the Galaxy” says Donald Trump
Donald Trump has claimed Chancellor Valorum could have prevented civil war in the galaxy if he hadn’t been replaced by Senator Palpatine.
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Being poor is like the Fyre festival but all the time, rich people told
Being poor involves terrible accommodation, lousy food and the booze running out but all the time, people attending the Fyre festival have been told.
Jeremy Corbyn declines open goal
Jeremy Corbyn has declined a televised shot on goal unless Theresa May is there to have a go at saving it.
Ministry of Magic criticises Boris Johnson for calling Jeremy Corbyn a ‘muggle’
“I meant to call him a squib”, insists Johnson.
