Ed Sheeran to become omnipresent by 2018
Singer Ed Sheeran has announced plans to be involved in every single facet of your life from early 2018.
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Slaughter of male BBC presenters could save licence fee payer billions, pledges Theresa May
TV licences are set to become a lot cheaper after the government announced plans to cull leading male presenters.
Great Outdoors to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’
A recent study has found that most people no longer consider the Great Outdoors to be in any way ‘great’ and accordingly, it is to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’ to reflect this new attitude.
Wormtail quits as White House press secretary
Half-man half-rat Peter Pettigrew has resigned suddenly from his role as chief spokesman for the White House.
