Scruffy man f*cking his aunt on a boat is most romantic thing ever, say millions of women
Female Game of Thrones viewers have taken to social media en masse to celebrate a moody northerner shagging his father’s sister.
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Standalone Obi-Wan film to focus on heroin addiction and petty crime
The forthcoming ‘young Obi-Wan’ movie will be about his youth of petty crime on the planet Glastooine, Lucasfilm has announced.
“I’m an eclipse!” tweets Trump
The President of the United States has adorably claimed to be an eclipse in a widely-shared tweet today.
Death metal one-man-band fails to outrage town centre shoppers
A rendition of Cannibal Corpse’s ‘Tomb of the Mutilated’ on ukelele and kazoo has failed to shatter the complacency of town-centre shoppers today.
