Last two ISIS ‘Beatles’ fighting over who has to be Jihadi Ringo
The last two British Da’esh ‘Beatles’ have come to blows over who ends up having to be Jihadi Ringo, after being confirmed last night as captured by Kurdish forces.
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Serial draft dodger demands huge military parade in his honour
A man who gained five military deferments has demanded that people who actually joined the military march in his honour.
Putting a car into outer space cheaper than parking it in London, SpaceX confirms
Putting a car into orbit around Mars is both cheaper and easier than parking it in London, Elon Musk has confirmed today.
Cadburys to remove ‘Easter’ from Easter eggs to avoid causing offence
Some dipshits are going to get angry about that headline because they think it’s true, we can confirm.
