‘He touched my bum’ Scorpion given counselling after coming into contact with Tory politician
A scorpion has been given counselling it is revealed today after coming into contact with a Tory MP in Australia.
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Latest bushtucker trial sees Matt Hancock given phone and list of Tory supporters to try and recover a billion pounds of written-off taxpayer cash for undelivered PPE
The latest uncomfortable jungle challenge facing Matt Hancock is a series of phone calls to Tory supporters attempting to recover the hundreds of millions of pounds of written-off taxpayer funds given to them for undelivered PPE.
‘Do I really want to hurt you? Er, Yes’ Boy George tells Matt Hancock
Boy George is to produce a new album with updated versions of some of his best-known songs, to reflect his growing dislike for Matt Hancock on I’m a Celebrity.
Labour supporters keen to break habit of a lifetime and vote for a Tory
Millions of Labour supporters will be hoping that a Tory wins tonight, and every night, as they prepare to vote for a Tory in the hope he will have to eat a kangaroo’s arsehole.
