Brexit negotiations to be final task on this year’s Apprentice
One group of clueless idiots will replace another when the negotiation of Britain’s EU divorce settlement is handed over to the finalists of The Apprentice 2017.
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BBC denies satanic Halloween rite took place on Breakfast news
The BBC has denied that their popular Breakfast news programme was the scene of a diabolical, satanic Halloween rite yesterday morning.
Mary Berry delighted with result of curse she put on Prue Leith
Former Bake Off judge and wizened headmistress Mary Berry has expressed delight after witnessing the result of the curse she placed on her replacement, Prue Leith.
Prue Leith to be executed
Prue Leith has accidentally revealed the winner of the Great British Bake-Off, which is a capital offence.
