ABBA announces release of death metal album
Scandinavian quartet ABBA have today announced they will be releasing new music for the first time in over three decades in the form of a crushing new death metal album.
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Britain’s Got Talent singer with four-minute, tragic video package turns out to be shit
Britain’s Got Talent has made something of a faux pas after telling everyone the tragic backstory of someone who turned out to shit.
Lisa Stansfield finally locates her baby
Lisa Stansfield has finally found the baby she mislaid in the early 1990s, according to reports.
Local man thought Kanye was a wanker before it was popular
Local hipster Simon Williams thought Kanye West was a massive bellend years before anyone else thought of it, he has announced today.
