Alderaan government refusing to release impact assessments for leaving the Empire
The government of Alderaan have been widely criticised for refusing to release the impact assessments associated with leaving the Empire.
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Simon Cowell wins X Factor for record 14th time
Simon Cowell shocked morons everywhere last night by dramatically securing his fourteenth successive victory in ITV’s X Factor.
Gremlin turns into hipster after drinking craft beer after midnight
A horrifying transformation overtook a family’s pet Mogwai when it was allowed to drink craft beer after midnight, according to reports this morning.
Dog eagerly anticipating opportunity to trash the Christmas Tree
Christmas is my favourite time of year because I get to trash the shit out of the tree, a dog has confirmed today.
