Duran Duran satisfied there is now nothing they should know
After thirty years of asking if there is ‘something I should know’, Duran Duran have finally accepted that there is nothing.
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Bald guy still into hair metal
A man with no hair of his own is still heavily into music produced by people who look like a poodle stuck into an electrical socket, we can report.
Child told to eat her vegetables or Will Smith’s Genie will come after her
A child is wolfing down her runner beans after the threat of a visit from Will Smith’s Genie.
Theresa May wins Bafta for her comedy documentary ‘Brexit Deal negotiations’
Theresa May has secured a Bafta for her hilarious comedy documentary about her negotiations with the European Union.
