Adventurer parents to hold Alignment Reveal party for their new baby
Thrognar the Barbarian and Symbellia the Sorceress are inviting friends to a party where they will reveal the alignment of their newborn child, they have announced.
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Man to celebrate the Year of the Pig by focusing on capitalism and male chauvinism
Local man Simon Williams is really going to get into the spirit of the Year of the Pig by dedicating the next twelve months to capitalism and male chauvinism, we can report.
Honesty no longer the best policy, confirms Liam Neeson
Explaining that you did something you’re not proud of in an honest an open manner is definitely not the best policy, according to Liam Neeson today.
Black man admits wanting to murder ‘some actor bast*rd’ after watching Liam Neeson in Love Actually
A random black man, Simon Williams, wanted to take it out on some actor bastard after his girlfriend forced him to watch Liam Neeson in Love Actually.
