All the UK’s kids who are not old enough to properly understand washing your hands properly are to be thrown together in an attempt to stop the spread of a deadly killer disease spread primarily by responsible adults not being able to wash their hands properly.
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A man has drastically dramatically altered his children’s homeschooling timetable today to include PE with Joe all morning, and all afternoon after stumbling across this mornings session demonstrated by Joe Wicks former glamour model wife, Rosie.
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