Education

Homeschooling Dad almost learnt enough to sit the 11 Plus

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A parent of primary school children is learning so much through homeschooling that he’s hoping to secure a place for himself at the local grammar school.

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Kate insists parenting during lockdown is exhausting, for the palace nanny, and tutor, and chefs, and cleaners

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The Duchess of Cambridge has revealed today that the extreme challenges of parenting and homeschooling during lockdown has been utterly exhausting, for the child’s nanny, and private tutor, and palace chefs and cleaners.

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Schools to be given two weeks’ notice before reopening, and a further four hours before closing again

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Schools in England will be given two weeks’ notice before reopening according to the education Secretary Gavin Williamson today, and then a further three to four hours before closing them again.

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Iain Duncan Smith boasts he could easily live on a money bag half-filled with tuna

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Iain Duncan Smith is harder than your kids, he has confirmed this morning.

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‘That’s all you get for thirty quid after Brexit’ confirm Chartwells

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The company contracted to provide free meals to school children has justified the meagre amount of food provided in their hampers by claiming that a few tins of baked beans and a couple of bananas are all you get for £30 in post-Brexit Britain.

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Rumour: Is Gavin Williamson about to be replaced by a small yappy dog called Muffy?

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With Education Secretary Gavin Williamson’s ability to put on a pair of shoes, let alone manage the country’s education system, regularly called into doubt, many commentators believe he is certain to lose his job in the near future.

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Year 11 teacher suddenly receives 23 boxes of chocolates and 9 bottles of wine in the post

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A year 11 teacher has just received 23 boxes of chocolates, 9 bottles of wine, some perfume and 4 bunches of flowers in the post.

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Schools reopen across England, in your f*cking kitchen again

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Schools have reopened across England today, in everyone’s kitchen, dining room or fucking front room as children return to homeschooling once again.

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Government sticking to plans for schools to return next week, until next week

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The government has advised that it is sticking to its current plans for schools in England to return next week, until next week when it will reveal they are not.

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University of Life’s Epidemiology class of 2020 leaps into action

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The University of Life’s graduating class of epidemiologists has leapt into action today.

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