Education

Man who graduated from the University of Life actually scraped through with a third

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A Middlesbrough man who openly brags about being a graduate from the University of Life has failed to mention that he has not got his life together whatsoever, having scraped through a third.

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We must protect neglected children by ditching the term ‘white privilege’ insists government that didn’t even want to feed them

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The government has suggested that white children from poorer backgrounds are being neglected because of the term ‘white privilege’, just months after they fought tooth and nail to avoid having to put food in their bellies.

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Zero outcry as Oxford University replaces Queen’s portrait with Dutch from Predator

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Oxford University’s students have voted to take down a portrait of the Queen and replace it with a portrait of Dutch off of Predator.

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Schools suddenly awarded all the catch-up funding they need after contract to run programme won by Tory donor

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The nation’s schools have suddenly been awarded the £15bn they need in catch-up funding after a number of Tory donors won the contracts to run the country’s educational establishments.

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Supermarkets prepare for back-to-school Monday with 3-for-2 on “Mummy’s special Ribena”

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Supermarkets will be there for you to get on the sesh from 8am on Monday.

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Opening schools but not pubs damaging for both teachers and pupils

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The Government has been warned that opening schools on Monday without having pubs open could lead to a mental health crisis across the education section.

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Homeschooling finally gives something back as parents do f*ck all for World Book Day

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Homeschooling has finally given something back today to millions of parents finally able to do absolutely fuck all for World Book Day.

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Teachers to decide grades by making kids fight it out in a cage

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This year GCSE and A-level grades will be determined by pupils’ prowess in hand to hand combat.

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Wine industry devastated as schools set to reopen

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Global wine markets are set to collapse almost overnight as homeschooling parents begin to step away from alcohol dependency.

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New Free Speech Bill to protect free speech from new Free Speech Bill

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Champions of free speech have hailed the introduction of Gavin Williamson’s new Free Speech bill which contains considerable measures to counter the sort of attacks on free speech seen in the new Free Speech bill.

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