Annual appraisal dismissed as Fake News
An annual appraisal which delivered a stinging rebuke of Simon Williams’ performance over the last twelve months has been dismissed as fake news this morning.
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How do I file a country for bankruptcy, asks Donald Trump
With the US government in a shutdown as the working week began today, President Trump has asked advisers on the quickest and easiest way to file an entire country for bankruptcy.
Government puts in massive carpet order following Carpetright’s profit warning
The Government has rushed to place a huge order to have its carpets redone with beleaguered carpet retailer Carpetright, who have today issued a profits warning.
Boris Johnson proposes bridge from Britain to France so he can campaign to close it again
A bridge between Britain and France would be a spiffing thing to build and then campaign to shut, Boris Johnson has proposed.
