Arm journalists, insists Donald Trump
In the wake of yet another mass shooting in the US, the President has suggested that members of the press be routinely armed in an effort to save lives.
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Waitrose to attract other socio-economic groups by re-branding as ‘WIDL’
Following the issue of a profit warning this week by the John Lewis Partnership, the decision has been made to re-brand Waitrose to appeal to a greater number of regular people.
Tabloid editors struggle to merge crap puns about Hitler and eating dogs
The surprise defeat of Germany by South Korea has left Fleet Street’s finest at a loss on how to mix two differing crude stereotypes that are rarely, if ever, on the same page.
Cabinet crisis as PM hesitantly frowns at Boris Johnson over ‘f*ck business’ remark
Westminster observers have been speculating that the Foreign Secretary’s gaffes have finally caught up with him after his insulting comments alienated the whole entire community and prompted an unprecedented display of mild irritation from Theresa May.
