Eurostar has told passengers only to travel from Paris to London “if absolutely necessary”, as the place is full to the brim with bloody miserable sods.
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Mark Zuckerberg has told Facebook users that new improvements to the popular social media platform will mean they see ‘even less’ of the stuff they’ve actually said they want.
Bathroom tap designers have been told to have a word with themselves and realise their job is fundamentally a simple one about getting water onto hands.
The pound rose by 2 cents against the euro following a crucial defeat in the Commons of a government motion that could have endangered the UK’s status as a confused state lurching from crisis to crisis.
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