Meddling eurocrats are seeking to ensure British consumers are protected when they book package holidays in the latest display of their frightening power.
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The current hot weather-induced lettuce crisis is really just the tip of the Iceberg, according to experts and half-arsed online satirists. As temperatures hit thirty degrees in many parts of the UK, lettuce growers admitted the heatwave could spell the endive the line for the popular veg. Green veg expert, Simon Williams, said, “For farmers
In the wake of yet another mass shooting in the US, the President has suggested that members of the press be routinely armed in an effort to save lives.
Following the issue of a profit warning this week by the John Lewis Partnership, the decision has been made to re-brand Waitrose to appeal to a greater number of regular people.
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