Boss unwilling to accept ‘Met Office told me to stay indoors’ excuse for missing work
Your boss has this afternoon rejected your excuse for not being at work today, after you took the Met Office’s warning to stay indoors literally.
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Brexiters vow to boycott Amazon as soon as they can work out what it is
Amazon’s decision to warn of civil unrest in the case of a hard Brexit, has led many ardent Leavers furiously calling for strong action as soon they decide if it is a parcel service or one of those telly channels people watch on their phone.
Donald Trump releases line of flip-flops
You can order your “Make America Great Again” flip-flops now (made in China).
Marketing arseholes mulling over what body part they will make women feel crap about in 2019
July is the traditional time of year when the creative minds in advertising departments decide what perfectly normal physical attribute of a woman’s body they will claim is a horrific blemish needing expensive alteration.
