“This year I’m going to finish painting all my figures before I buy any new ones,” a drunk Simon Williams told friends at 00:15 yesterday.
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Misanthropic scientists have emerged from a dark laboratory where their foul experiments have created a monstrous crossbreed of games guaranteed to have everyone at each other’s throats this Christmas.
Following hours of cancellations and delays, a sheepish Gatwick airport has issued a statement confirming that what they initially thought were drones are in fact the maiden flights of the new Ryanair ‘super economy’ series.
As Christmas really begins in earnest, colleagues across the country have begun the time-honoured tradition of pretending not to hate each other return for free turkey and wine.
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