Minestrone resigns from Heinz to form The Independent Soup
Minestrone has formally left the Heinz soup family.
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Yorkshire on high alert after man spotted buying Quinoa in Doncaster
People in Yorkshire are warned to be on the lookout after a man was spotted buying Quinoa in Doncaster yesterday.
Britain warned of Um Bongo shortages in event of hard Brexit
Essential supplies of Apricot, Guava and Mango are likely to be disrupted in the event of border controls leading to ‘drastic and immediate shortages’ of Um Bongo, Britain has been warned.
Gucci’s £600 fake second-hand trainers targeted solely at complete f*cking morons
Gucci has launched a range of £615 trainers with scuffs and stains to give the impression they are second-hand and has been accused of blatantly trying to exploit fucking morons.
