A massive report into the effects of screen-time on the human brain published today has concluded that people should spend a lot more time reading satirical websites.
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Piers Morgan and people like him are having a complete meltdown over some pastry.
Sales of CDs plummeted by 23% last year, as consumers realised there’s no more space in the garage for little plastic boxes that they have to climb over to find.
The Daily Mail and their readers lost even more of their shit this morning as it was revealed Greggs’ new line of vegan sausage rolls are HALAL.
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